Prius Drivers Suck

There. I said it. Prius drivers are the worst drivers on the road. Other hybrids are bad too, but Prius drivers are the worst. I even came up with an acronym for these people: S.H.D. Which is either Stupid Hybrid Driver, or Sh**ty Hybrid Driver, depending on how bad they are. It's pronounced like a combination of shid and should. Maybe shud?

Now I know you are thinking that I'm a fuel-guzzling SUV-driving W.-loving war-for-oil-supporting redneck. Not true! I'm all for biodiesel, veggie oil power, hydrogen power and hybrid technology (if the batteries can be made less toxic). I'm anxiously awaiting for Toyota to start importing diesel Tacomas so I can buy one and convert it to run on veggie oil.

So what is my problem with Prius drivers?

• Driving too slowly (the most common offense)
• Driving slowly in the fast lane
• Inability to realize that "Slower Traffic Keep Right" means you, dill hole
  
• Oblivious to people behind them trying to get around them
• Oblivious to everything around them
• Attempt to merge onto the freeway at 35 mph

That's all that comes to mind right now. I'll add more later. In the meantime, feel free to chime in.